Dev Rules: Personal Philosophy of a Rogue Software Engineer

Not long ago, a fellow software engineer popped his head into my office to reveal some new daily horror worthy of posting to TheDailyWtf. As usually happens in such situations, my brain ejected a small stream of profanity before I gave into an uncontrollable urge to shake my fist and point out the voluminous reasons this particular example indicated the responsible party should be tossed off the roof of our building. As my face returned to the normal shade of programmer day-glow white, my fellow laughed and said that I should write down my personal development philosophy.

So here goes. Friend – if you are out there – I suspect you will find this good bathroom reading. And if you printed, perhaps useful as well. Just use soft paper.

For everyone else, ignore these posts. They will not make you happier or more productive. I am no Mel, and definitely don’t qualify as a Real Programmer. For #@$* sake, this a WordPress site complete with crappy PHP stolen from a WP index. Chances are half the server traffic here is Russian Command and Control Botnet commands forcing the latest DoS attack against some GOP website. Worse yet, I wrote this with a WYSIWYG editor. Not random SQL queries.

What I’m saying is, don’t take me seriously.

More likely than not, these posts are all written under the power of various prescription drugs in a vain attempt achieve some sort of sleep while dealing with Chronic Illness. If nothing else, such curses give you more free time. Bad spelling, grammer, and made-up Texanish words be ahead. You’ve been warned.

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